If you would leave my hormones at a reasonable level, then perhaps I wouldn't feel like a crazy person. Please take your cramps, fatigue, and cravings for chocolate and all things sweet/food related back to where you came from. No one likes to feel fat and bloated, it hinders any sort of healthy motivation to work out. Plus you're making my thoughts run rampant and I do not appreciate it.
I know I have to put up with you because *sigh* I am a woman, and that is fine...but can we at least find some terms that we agree upon?
Thanks and I hate you sometimes,